1 00:00:00,163 --> 00:00:02,683 JAY: Oh, my God, I can't believe this. 2 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:04,520 Why was the stripper parachuting in? 3 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:08,090 SAMANTHA: It was the "It's Raining Men" package. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,610 Oh, I'm so sorry, Chris. 5 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:14,750 Extra sad for us young hotties. 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,880 Taken in our prime. 7 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:20,620 Eh, that's how it goes. Life's a footy ball. 8 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,540 You never know what way it's gonna bounce. 9 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:24,410 Man, I got to say, his physique is great, 10 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:25,820 but his attitude's even better. 11 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:30,150 Oh, this is not gonna be good for business. 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,200 And poor Chris. It is tragic, but... 13 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,610 he seems to be handling it well. 14 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,940 Wait, Chris is now a ghost? 15 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:39,340 So there's just some hot, invisible Australian guy 16 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,030 hanging around now? [chuckles] 17 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,430 I mean, he's okay. 18 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,796 You're all right yourself, love. 19 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,016 [nervous chuckle] Are you blushing? 20 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,260 No. As if. 21 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,740 I cannot believe this. 22 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:51,260 The dinosaur-loving stripper of my dreams 23 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,570 just expired on our property. [gasps] 24 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:55,390 Here he comes. ISAAC: Time to dazzle him 25 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:57,270 with the old Higgintoot charm. Mm. 26 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,660 Hey, name's Chris. 27 00:00:58,750 --> 00:00:59,960 You two are ghosts, right? 28 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,580 Yep. I'm Flower. 29 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:03,450 And what's your name, mate? 30 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,930 [nervous panting] 31 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,670 I... 32 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,280 Ice... 33 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:11,280 Your name is Ice? 34 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:13,150 Isaac. 35 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:14,760 Some people call me Ice. 36 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:17,030 Right on, Ice. 37 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,550 See you guys around. 38 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,680 Oof, that was tough to watch. 39 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:23,860 And I once watched a bear eat my corpse. 40 00:01:23,990 --> 00:01:27,040 The cubs were cute, though, when they joined in. 41 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,250 [sniffs] 42 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,910 [grunts softly] 43 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,260 [gnawing] 44 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:35,130 [snarls] 45 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:37,390 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:43,010 [chuckles] Who's the guy dressed like Frasier? 47 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:44,790 That's Jay's cousin Sunil. 48 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,320 He just got dumped by his girlfriend, 49 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,970 and he's here to bro out with Jay. 50 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:50,150 Yeah, so, unfortunately you won't see the restaurant 51 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:51,800 up and running this weekend. 52 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:53,686 Because of the stripper that crashed through the roof? 53 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:56,500 Yeah, it's tragic, but it kind of puts things in perspective. 54 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:57,940 Maybe makes you feel not so bad 55 00:01:58,070 --> 00:02:00,630 about Courtney breaking up with you at Benihana? 56 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,290 She thought I wasn't gonna make a scene 57 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:05,030 in front of a seven-year-old's birthday party. 58 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,730 She was wrong. 59 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:10,470 Oh, God, I miss making a scene. Everyone watching you, scared, 60 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,260 saying, "Alberta, put the gun down." 61 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:14,406 It's a great way to get attention. 62 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,480 Sunil, I love Courtney, 63 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:19,480 but the truth is, she sucks and you can do better. 64 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:20,650 SAMANTHA: Hey, Sunil. 65 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,790 Oh, hey. So glad you could make it. 66 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:25,880 And happy St. Patrick's Day. 67 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:28,270 Sam did one of those ancestry websites. 68 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,270 It turns out I'm ten percent Irish. 69 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,230 And more Neanderthal than you'd expect, 70 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,920 but they didn't have a T-shirt for that. 71 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:36,280 Oh, uh, Mark wants to see us in the barn. 72 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:38,370 He has an estimate for the roof repair. 73 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,460 He said he could email it, but he wanted to see 74 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:43,850 the look on our faces. Do not like the sound of that. 75 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,460 Hey, Sunil, um, you want to come? 76 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:47,070 The police tape's still up. 77 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,810 Maybe I could take a picture of you in the chalk outline. 78 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:52,250 It's really nice of you, Jay, but... 79 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,620 I think I'm just gonna stay here and finish my breakfast. 80 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,260 This poor cousin. 81 00:02:58,390 --> 00:03:00,106 I was going to make a joke about how bad things are 82 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,650 when a 500-year-old virgin is feeling sorry for you, 83 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,790 but then I restrained myself. 84 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,480 Thank you, Alberta, that's very thoughtful. 85 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:09,440 Happy St. Patrick's Day! 86 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:12,750 Today my people celebrate by getting very drunk, 87 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,450 instead of just the normal amount. 88 00:03:14,530 --> 00:03:17,280 [laughs] I can make those jokes now. 89 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,036 Yeah, you were really holding back before. 90 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:21,280 Wow, everyone really seems to be 91 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,540 in the St. Paddy's Day spirit around here. 92 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,500 Were you... talking to me? 93 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:28,940 Well, I mean, there's no one else in here. 94 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:31,420 Oh, my God. He can see her? What is happening? 95 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,340 Are you a guest? No. 96 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:35,600 I am not a ghost. 97 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:36,900 He said "guest." 98 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:41,210 Oh, yes. I am a guest. Not a ghost. 99 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,170 I-I'm... I'm Sunil. 100 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:45,870 My name is Henrietta. 101 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,260 But they call me Hetty. 102 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:50,130 Oh, uh, could I offer you some coffee or...? 103 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,180 This is so freaking weird. HETTY: No, thank you. 104 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,970 Uh, it-it-it-it goes right through me. 105 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,450 Anyway, bye. 106 00:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,060 Uh, yeah. Bye. 107 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,150 Okay, my initial overture with Chris 108 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,850 left something to be desired, but it is a new day. 109 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:10,150 And I have crafted the perfect opening line... 110 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:11,420 [clears throat] 111 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:14,200 "Hello, Chris. My name is Isaac. 112 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:18,080 And we are soulmates." TREVOR: All right, bud. 113 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:19,850 You're gonna have to take it down a notch. 114 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,950 Remember, as far as this guy knows, 115 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,210 you guys just met. 116 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:25,210 Imagine if someone that you just met 117 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,170 told you they broke off their engagement for you. 118 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,830 Hmm. Perhaps it is a bit forward. 119 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,520 Yeah, you just got to play it cool. 120 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:34,090 People don't like desperate. 121 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,140 That's why Neil Young always went home alone. 122 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:39,790 "Play it cool." Perhaps I play it cool... 123 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,270 as "Ice." 124 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,190 Which is what he thinks my name is. 125 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:48,980 Sup, Chris? How is it hanging? Want to talk pterodactyl? 126 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,956 Yeah, I wouldn't bring up dinosaurs right away, either. 127 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,810 Yeah, but we both love dinosaurs. 128 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:56,240 Again, it's creepy that you know that. 129 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,290 Let him tell you that he loves dinosaurs, 130 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:02,210 and then you can nerd out over some dino facts or whatever. 131 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:04,300 I'm gonna tell him that the Spinosaurus is 132 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,820 the fastest swimmer. 133 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:08,080 But first I'm gonna let him come to me 134 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:11,480 because that's how the Iceman does things. 135 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:14,390 I wouldn't call yourself the Iceman either. 136 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,650 The Iceman hears you. 137 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,570 [smacks lips, winces] 138 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,790 This is incredible! You can be seen by the living? 139 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,440 Wait, can you touch stuff? 140 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,770 No, I'm sadly unable to interact with the physical world, 141 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,320 which I discovered moments ago 142 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,296 after attempting to access Samantha's pill cabinet. 143 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,970 But why? 144 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,216 Why can she be seen now after all these years? 145 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,190 What if it's because 146 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,280 it's St. Patrick's Day, and you're Irish? 147 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:37,020 Interesting. 148 00:05:37,110 --> 00:05:38,940 But then, why has this never happened before? 149 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:41,046 Maybe because you never saw the Irish as people before. 150 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:43,030 But now that you do, you can also be seen? 151 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,560 PETE: I wonder if this is permanent 152 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,080 or if this is just, like, for the day? 153 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,640 That will go a long way to determining 154 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,650 which tier ghost power this is. What's this? 155 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:51,340 There are tiers to ghost powers? 156 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:53,496 Seemed insensitive to mention before we knew you had one, 157 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,170 but, yes, there's-there's Tier One: the godlike powers. 158 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:57,740 That's me and Trevor. 159 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,000 Uh, excuse me, uh, my dream thing is also Tier One. 160 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:02,440 Adjacent. Then there's Tier Two, 161 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:04,050 that's Flower and Thor, 162 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,676 sort of neat but not really that useful. 163 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,970 And then there's Tier Three, which... [swallows] 164 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:12,450 is very useful in some highly specific situations. 165 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,630 Hetty, hello. 166 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,850 Sunil. Hello. 167 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:22,630 I just wanted to tell you that your gown is stunning. 168 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:24,420 I feel like nobody dresses up anymore, 169 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,770 and I think it's a real shame. 170 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,990 Excuse me, is it totally on? 171 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,080 Well, you look rather dapper yourself. 172 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,250 [Alberta chuckles] 173 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:34,560 She used the "D" word. It is on. 174 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:37,650 Um, I was going out for a walk. Would you care to join me? 175 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:40,440 GHOSTS: Ooh... 176 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,960 Uh, you're not planning on leaving the property, are you? 177 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,090 I don't think so. 178 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,920 Then absolutely. I would love to. 179 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,140 CHRIS: If ghosts can go through walls, 180 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:49,416 why don't we just fall through the floor? 181 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,840 We believe that the spectral plane 182 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:53,320 on which we exist consists of two core elements. 183 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,580 Vertical material, or what we call "wall," 184 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,760 is permeable to ghosts, 185 00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:58,630 whereas horizontal material, 186 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,460 or floor, supports our weight. 187 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,670 There's also "well," which you should avoid. 188 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:04,330 Hey. Hey there. 189 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,200 Ice, right? How you going? 190 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,640 I'm cool. As my name would suggest. 191 00:07:08,770 --> 00:07:10,290 The Iceman. 192 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,900 Pete, let's get back to the ghost rules. 193 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:14,730 Yeah, why don't we? Um... 194 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,600 Okay, let's talk ghost boundary. 195 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,186 That mysterious force that keeps ghosts 196 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:19,560 from leaving the property. 197 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,000 Yeah, rules don't really apply to me. 198 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,260 Oh, so you can leave the property? 199 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:25,960 Nah. 200 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,400 But I don't have a bedtime. 201 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,050 Okay. 202 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:32,360 Iceman is having a meltdown. [gasps] 203 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:33,890 Damn it. Why didn't I think of that? 204 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,710 Nice one, Flower. 205 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,230 ALBERTA: Sam! 206 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,410 You're not gonna believe what just happened. 207 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:41,460 You're not gonna believe what just happened. See? 208 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,020 I just went on a walk with the most fascinating creature. 209 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:47,280 A woman of true refined elegance and perfect posture. 210 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:48,850 A true throwback, 211 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,086 aside from some wildly progressive views 212 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:50,940 on recreational drug use. 213 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:52,380 Who are you talking about? 214 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:54,810 Your guest! Sunil, we don't have a guest. 215 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,420 Of course you do. Her name is Hetty. 216 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,770 Hello. 217 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,430 Come on, that was good, right? 218 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,740 Oh, my God. 219 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:05,820 Good afternoon. Hi. 220 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,000 Oh, right. That guest. 221 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,783 How is this happening? 222 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:14,229 We think it has something to do with it being St. Patrick's Day 223 00:08:14,269 --> 00:08:16,499 and Hetty's recent realization that she's Irish 224 00:08:16,553 --> 00:08:17,971 having unlocked her ghost power. 225 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:20,716 It's all very interesting, I would love to discuss it more, 226 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:23,499 but Sunil and I are supposed to be having lunch shortly. 227 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,810 Sure, I can't eat, 228 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:26,470 but I can drink in his beautiful eyes. 229 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,550 Why do the ghosts always want to date my family? 230 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:30,820 I'm not sure lunch is such a great idea, Hetty. 231 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:33,250 JAY: Yes. It's a terrible idea. 232 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,260 Sunil's in a very fragile state. 233 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,536 And it's not gonna go anywhere 234 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:39,130 because you've been dead for 150 years. 235 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:41,610 Oh, Jay. Never talk about how long a lady's been dead. 236 00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:44,090 Come on, it's just lunch, Jay. Let her live a little. 237 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:46,286 The ghosts are saying you should let me live a little. 238 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,230 Ooh, that's fun. I feel like Samantha. 239 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,060 I'm sorry, I'm with Jay. What good could come from this? 240 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,840 HETTY: What good? 241 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:55,251 You forget that I have never been on a proper date before. 242 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,280 I was part of a land deal because I was 243 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:59,280 the only non-mustachioed sister. 244 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:01,670 Also, you're worried about Sunil being fragile. 245 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,046 Don't you think it would hurt his feelings 246 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:04,810 if Hetty just didn't show up to the lunch? 247 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,810 Yeah. This guy's only recently back out there. 248 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:08,290 That would be devastating. 249 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:09,680 Listen to the virgin. 250 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,120 He is an expert on pain and rejection. 251 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,250 I was backing you up. 252 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:14,730 Wait, who's a virgin? Sasappis. 253 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,056 You mean like when he was alive? 254 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,690 We don't have to talk about this! 255 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,626 It doesn't matter. Jay, maybe the ghosts are right. 256 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,410 It seems like it's really important to Hetty. 257 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,610 Please, Jay. It's just one lunch, 258 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,270 and it would mean the world to me. 259 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,660 Man, it's harder to say no to them 260 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,400 when you can see them and hear them. 261 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,270 This is what I've been telling you. 262 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:35,296 PETE: Which is why, if you want to suck the hard candy, 263 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,060 you have to do so directly from Carol's fingers. 264 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:41,710 So, that about wraps up orientation. Any questions? 265 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:43,126 Yes, mate. How do we watch the telly 266 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,566 if we can't actually press the buttons? 267 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,760 I'm not much of a TV man, myself. 268 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:50,810 I prefer books. Long ones. 269 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,420 No pictures. 270 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,680 [chuckles softly] 271 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,860 So, the rumors are true, 272 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,860 we have a new ghost on the property. Welcome. 273 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:59,430 I'm Lieutenant Colonel Nigel Chessum. 274 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,910 Name's Chris. Good to meet you. 275 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:02,260 Your tattoo. 276 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:04,040 That wouldn't be the skull 277 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:05,650 of a Pachycephalosaurus, 278 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:06,910 - would it? - Whoa! 279 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,480 Good eye. Look who knows their dinos. 280 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,010 Just breathe, man. Stay cool. 281 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:14,400 What about you, Nige? You got a favorite dinosaur? 282 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,320 Oh, I would have to say Spinosaurus. 283 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,840 He is, after all, the fastest swimmer... 284 00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:22,320 I like Spinosaurus! 285 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:24,150 Okay, are-are you a dino-man as well? 286 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,020 I'm the dino-man. 287 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,126 Nigel's only into dinosaurs because I was into dinosaurs. 288 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:29,150 Isaac, don't. 289 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,436 No, you know what? To hell with it. 290 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,940 Enough games, Chris. 291 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,436 You know that empty chair you were dancing for? 292 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,640 That was me. 293 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:37,380 We exchanged a series 294 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:41,470 of sensual and erotic Dilophosaurus clicks. 295 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,170 And not only that. 296 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,210 Our connection opened my eyes. 297 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,390 Sorry. Our connection? 298 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,520 Yes! We both love dinosaurs and hate Alexander Hamilton. 299 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,570 And my ghost power is a fart smell. 300 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,920 And you lack the ability to smell. 301 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:57,750 My point is, we are soulmates! 302 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,230 And fortune has shined upon us 303 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,710 in the form of your untimely death! Okay. 304 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,540 I need some air. Hmm? 305 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:09,020 Yeah. Okay. But we're soulmates. 306 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:11,410 Soulmates! 307 00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:13,500 Oof, that was tough to watch. 308 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:16,030 And I once watched a bear eat my corpse. [chuckles] 309 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,330 The cubs were cute, though, when they joined in. 310 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,730 [gnawing] 311 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,900 [snarls] 312 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:26,300 SUNIL: You know, I never asked. 313 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:28,210 Where do you live? 314 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,300 Nearby. 315 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:31,560 Quite nearby. 316 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,310 [phone buzzes] Oh! Excuse me. 317 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,310 You know, you haven't taken your phone out once. 318 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,010 You are so present. 319 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,420 Yeah, my ex was always on hers, 320 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,010 taking selfies and photos of her smoothies. 321 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,670 Hmm. Exes. 322 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,020 Mine was always bedding the maid 323 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:53,370 and monopolizing the local rail system. 324 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:56,020 [chuckles] Sounds like an old-timey robber baron. 325 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,240 [laughs] Yeah, but he wasn't. 326 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,460 That puts that to bed. Good save, Hetty. 327 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,380 SUNIL: This is so nice. 328 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,990 I love that we met organically. 329 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,210 Yeah, no texting or swiping. 330 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:08,950 Truthfully, I detest the modern dating scene. 331 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,000 Yeah, maybe I was born in the wrong century. 332 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,470 [chuckles] 333 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,910 I know exactly what you mean. 334 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,570 Aw, they're bonding. 335 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:19,220 I am rooting for these two. 336 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:22,400 Are your lamb chops okay? You haven't touched them. 337 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,570 Oh, I ate one. 338 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:24,880 You did? HETTY: Mm-hmm. 339 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,140 When you were on your phone. 340 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,620 Where's the bone? 341 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,750 I consumed it. 342 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,150 Waste not, want not. 343 00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,370 You truly are one of a kind, Hetty. 344 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,670 And he bought it.[laughs] 345 00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,150 I don't know what the endgame is, 346 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,420 but God love you, you are pulling it off. 347 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,030 Isaac, I've come to apologize. 348 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,290 I feel as though I may have played a part in your... 349 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,040 Implosion? 350 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,250 It's a word I've heard bandied about. 351 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,430 [chuckles softly] Look. 352 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,430 Later on, Chris and I got to chat further, 353 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,000 and we got to know each other a little bit, 354 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,960 and dare I say, we hit it off. 355 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:06,010 What do you mean, "hit it off"? 356 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:08,310 Well, to make a long story very short, 357 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,920 we smooched. 358 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,270 It wasn't quite a snog, 359 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,100 but it was certainly more than a peck. 360 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,450 I didn't want you to hear it from someone else. 361 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,630 Hmm. A smooch, huh? 362 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,330 You must be quite elated. 363 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,890 I don't need to tell you 364 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:23,760 these last few months have been difficult, 365 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:25,940 but maybe this is the light 366 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:27,590 at the end of a very long, dark tunnel. 367 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,340 And it's just nice to have a little bit of hope again. 368 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,770 That was a thing that was 369 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,430 in very short supply of late for me. 370 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,340 Well, I'm glad you're happy. 371 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:40,780 And those pecs, my God. [chuckles] 372 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,520 He can make them dance at will. 373 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,220 And when you press on his chest, 374 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:45,740 your hands don't go in. 375 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:49,010 They stop against it, like marble. 376 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,360 I think this conversation has run its course. 377 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,310 SUNIL: I mean, I watched The Gilded Age, 378 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:57,190 but you truly know a lot about that era. Mm. 379 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,320 I had no idea Mamie Fish had such loose morals. 380 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,110 Oh, she was a two-bit ankle whore. 381 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,850 There wasn't a gentleman in Newport 382 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,540 who hadn't seen those sock puppies. 383 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,460 Okay, and you know this how? 384 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:10,940 I read that on the Internet, 385 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,590 which is something that a lot of people 386 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,160 who are currently alive do. 387 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,380 Hetty, I really have had such a great time 388 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,030 getting to know you. 389 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,990 [chuckles softly] I don't want it to end. 390 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,210 Where is this going? 391 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,300 This is crazy, 392 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,976 but what if we met up again next weekend? 393 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,586 We could go to Newport, tour the mansions. 394 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:30,000 [stammers] I, of course, am flattered... 395 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,960 I just don't think we should rush into things. 396 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,490 But doesn't it feel good to rush in? 397 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,750 All that ankle talk got him all hot and bothered. 398 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,750 The man truly is a throwback. 399 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,450 Let others play games while we seize the moment. 400 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,710 ♪ ♪ 401 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:47,890 [gasps] 402 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,940 What's wrong? I just... 403 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,200 I can't do this. 404 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,940 Oh, Hetty...[gasps] 405 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,160 What the...? 406 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,690 Yeah, he's gonna think that's weird. 407 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:01,900 Excuse me. 408 00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,560 And... that's not helping. 409 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:08,210 I really have enjoyed our time together. 410 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,780 I'm sorry. 411 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,417 [screams] 412 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,283 HETTY: Samantha, something terrible happened with Sunil. 413 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,963 Oh, no, Hetty said something terrible happened with Sunil. 414 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,238 I can hear her. This is so confusing. 415 00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:23,086 He tried to kiss me and I walked through a door. 416 00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:24,291 Tale as old as time. 417 00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:27,003 I told you this was a bad idea. 418 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,312 [smacks lips] Poor Sunil. 419 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,010 He's just trying to get back out there, 420 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,946 and the dating world is weird enough as it is, and now this? 421 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,451 Jay, you're not gonna... Aah! 422 00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:34,878 Oh... you okay, bud? 423 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,190 Sunil... Stop. 424 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,630 What are you? 425 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:41,890 I'm Hetty Woodstone. 426 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,110 I built this mansion 427 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,640 and died here in 1895 on this very property. 428 00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,080 What are you saying? 429 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:50,950 I'm a ghost. 430 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:51,950 Oh, my God. 431 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,600 A ghost?! 432 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,820 That's a lot to process because as a normal person, 433 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,820 I don't believe in ghosts. 434 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,510 We just thought you were a paying guest. 435 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,700 [sighs] What a bummer. And scary. 436 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,740 Sunil, I know I should have told you sooner, 437 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:08,090 but I, too, didn't want our time to end. 438 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,660 And I-I just want to thank you. 439 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:14,100 For the first time in a long time, 440 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,670 maybe ever, I feel seen. 441 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,800 Aw. I mean, there was this... 442 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:21,210 casual thing with another ghost, 443 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,370 but that was mostly physical 444 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,436 and sort of a rebound, actually, from a washing machine... 445 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,616 You got to get this thing back on track, Hetty. HETTY: The point is, 446 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,330 I will cherish our time together. 447 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:32,250 I know you feel out of step with the modern world, 448 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:35,300 but please remember that a wonderful man 449 00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:37,040 never goes out of style. 450 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,990 Those are wise words, Sunil. 451 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:42,480 Don't be so scared that you forget those wise words. 452 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,130 You will find someone worthy 453 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,440 who appreciates you. 454 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,350 And is alive and can touch stuff. 455 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,230 Thank you. 456 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,270 Goodbye, Sunil. 457 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,490 Oh! [exclaims] Oh, my God! The wall! 458 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,670 [screams] Ghosts are real! 459 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,670 Awesome work, guys. Way to sell it. 460 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,280 CHRIS: Oi, mate! 461 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,290 Hey, Ice. 462 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,590 How you going? 463 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,640 ISAAC: Where did you come from? 464 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,440 You won't believe what happened. 465 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,080 What the hell was that? 466 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,950 Well, I was mucking about with my chute, 467 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,236 trying to figure out why it didn't open, 468 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,610 and then, poof! 469 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,300 Off I went. 470 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,130 Reckon it's my ghost power. 471 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,260 I'm sorry, flying is your ghost power? 472 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,830 Yeah, and it seems like I can go anywhere I want. 473 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,920 Sort of a Mary Poppins situation. 474 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:36,766 Oh, and that ghost boundary Pete was on about, 475 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,710 it doesn't seem to apply when I'm airborne. 476 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,020 [laughs] Of course it doesn't. 477 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,410 So I guess I'll be going, then. Wait, what do you mean? 478 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,930 You're leaving? 479 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,826 Yeah, yeah, big footy match in Melbourne this weekend. 480 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,890 I'm gonna watch it from the pitch. 481 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,370 But what about Nigel? 482 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,770 Who? The British fellow 483 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:55,916 with whom you've grown close. 484 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,940 He's gonna feel so... 485 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,600 rejected. Again. 486 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,640 Ah! Right. Nigel. 487 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,300 Good, good bloke. But, you know, 488 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,520 I got the whole wide world out there, so... 489 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:08,170 [inhales] Look, give him my regards. 490 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,000 Well, yes, but... Well, that is me gone. 491 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,740 Hang in there, Ice. [clicks tongue] 492 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,960 ♪ ♪ 493 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,270 One minute till midnight. 494 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,320 Well, here we are. 495 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:26,410 These may very well be my final few moments on this plane. 496 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,970 We're gonna miss you, Hetty. 497 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:30,020 I can't believe you're turning into a leprechaun. 498 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,280 It's so sad. 499 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,240 JAY: I want to thank you, Hetty, 500 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,126 even though I can't believe another one of my family members 501 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,070 fell in love with a ghost. Hmm. 502 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,510 I think you gave Sunil the confidence to not settle. 503 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,600 And at the very least, it is good to know that... 504 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,990 oh, how do you say it... I've still got it. 505 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,340 SASAPPIS: Ten seconds. 506 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:46,470 Goodbye, Jay. 507 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,340 See you later, Hetty. 508 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:48,910 Till next St. Patrick's Day. 509 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,650 Perhaps. If that's how this works. 510 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:52,846 SASAPPIS: And... it's midnight. 511 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:53,910 Well, what's happening? 512 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,260 Am I gone? 513 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:57,050 I can still see you. 514 00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,180 It can't be. It wasn't just for one day? 515 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,310 I am visible? 516 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,750 To everybody? 517 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,710 [laughing]: I am the most powerful ghost 518 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,670 in the whole world. 519 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,360 Tier One! Tier One... 520 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,410 And she's gone. 521 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:17,020 Oh, that's right, this clock was a bit off. 522 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,410 Damn it. 523 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,360 Higgintoot, have you seen Chris? 524 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,320 We had plans to walk around the pond. 525 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,140 I've looked all around, but... 526 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,970 I can't seem to find him. 527 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:33,240 Nigel, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Chris left. 528 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,800 What do you mean, he left? Yes. 529 00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:36,256 I was right there when it happened. 530 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,940 He... [clicks tongue] 531 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,500 He what? 532 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,550 He got sucked off, Nigel. 533 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,640 Really? Yep. 534 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,600 The white light. The going up. The whole shebang. 535 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,390 But he just got here. What? How did it happen? 536 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,610 Well, actually, um, he was talking about you 537 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,090 and how you two connected. 538 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,390 And up he went. 539 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,310 Meeting you must have been exactly what he needed. 540 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,530 I see. I won't lie, I shall miss him. 541 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,660 But my time with Chris has given me hope. 542 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,800 Good things can happen. 543 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,296 Like a wonderful man falling to his death 544 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,556 right out of the clear blue sky. 545 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,850 Indeed. 546 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:19,410 Hey, maybe Sam can bring him back next Halloween. 547 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,280 With one of those seances. 548 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,810 I can't think of a reason why not. 549 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,720 Well, see you around. 550 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:30,250 [fake chuckle] Eh, that's next year's problem.